even jesus pooped
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
one time me and my friend went to mcdonalds and it was like 10:00 at night and we walked up to the door and pulled it and it didn’t open so we were like “hmm weird i guess they’re closed” so we left and as we were driving away we realized the employees were in there laughing at us and the door was a push door